Monthly Archives: March 2012

WebAnswers is Finally Making Adsense

I have busily answered questions on WebAnswers for a week,  I have now answered 100 questions!  Mostly I do this at work, Big Boss thinks that I am starting to write my swan song (or is it swan dance? Since it’s ballet you would think it would be dance) paper, which he insists we must publish before we are chucked out of science.  Anyway adsense has finally woken up.  Not in any actually useful way, you understand, it’s not like I’m going to be able to live off WebAnswers, but I am still very excited.  I check my account every hour, just to see whether any more pennies have dropped into it. It’s a great site, I can see page view numbers (rising for 30 to 250/diem since webanswers), and nice graphs with different buttons to organize the data. Anyway after a week of   maniacally answering questions on WebAnswers I have made £3.  Now I just need to increase this by 250x and I’m laughing.

WebAnswers Money

My WebAnswers fortune

I’ve been having real problems getting any consistent data on visitors to my numerous web properties.  There are several ways of checking, and each shows something very different.  I suspect  the numbers are so insignificant, they cannot be measured.  I was very happy, but somewhat puzzled, because I seemed to get lots of visits from Mountainview, California.   I finally checked out the place…..it is the location of Google HQ.  I appear to be very popular with googlebots!

One of the questions I asked on my favourite website ever, was whether all sites making money online were giving advice about how to make money online, it really appears to me to be the case.  One person said that I just needed to be creative about my topic, he suggested, for example, that I could publish erotic stories, there is a lot of demand for that sort of content.  What do you think?

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Finally I thought I would put in a link to my favourite blog (sort of blog) (This is not my site! It’s nothing to do with me, I’m not trying to make money out of it, I just linked to it because I think it is very cool, God….you lot are so suspicious).

Is WebAnswers the Answer?

Gold dust day gecko on a banana plant in central Saint-Denis, Réunion

English: Gold dust day gecko on a banana plant. Wikimedia commons, Thierry Caro

I have finally seen money come into my adsense account! I have >£2 (but < £3). In my quest for cash, I came across somebody recommending a site called webanswers, as one that give some (almost) instant gratification. A question is asked, it is answered by a few people, the whole thing is surrounded by ads, the site earns money from the ads. So I signed up.  The first surprise was that you had to answer 50 questions before they allowed you to link your adsense account. I managed to do this in a day, but it didn’t feel particularly pleasant. I answered a huge number of biology questions, I am sure that I was doing homework for a bunch of kids, still maybe the general public is truly interested in what are the steps to clone a human gene, and “what is restriction enzyme cleavage site”. I did get a couple of clicks and the corresponding increase in my adsense account after doing this. According to webanswers PR. active answerers can make $500 per month. We shall see.

In case you’re interested in trying out webanswers for yourself click this link:WebAnswers.com Yes it is another referral program, and if you join the site, and make money, they will pay me too (although not out of the money they pay you!). I guess you’re now sitting there thinking “why should I help Redundant Scientist, why should I do something which will give her money, but will do nothing for me. But just think, if you join their site, you can get your own referrals, and make money from people you refer. I think Karma is very important in cypberspace.

The other cool thing which I discovered recently is wikimedia commons. It’s great! so many beautiful photos that you can use for free (as long as you credit the photographer). The beautiful shot of a gold dust day gecko Phelsuma laticauda, at the top of the page, comes from them.

One of the webanswers question also got me looking into the genetics of cat coats.  I never realised how much was known about it.  Did you know that the colouration of siamese cats is due to a temperature sensitive mutation in the tyrosinase gene?  So that got me into writing about it on hubpages, illustrated by more lovely wikimedia commons photographs.


Any Chance of Staying in Science?

Can I really give this up?

A couple of days ago I gave a talk at the annual national meeting for our particular community, studying the model system.  This was the third time I talked at the meeting and the contrast with the first tow times, when I was enthusiastic about presenting the exciting progress was pretty bitter.  The talk went ok, I got a lot of questions at the end (nothing worse than giving a talk, and then having to sit through the embarrassed silence, waiting Continue reading

The Redundant Scientist Tries to Sell Stock Photographs

Making Money online by selling stock photographs

I stumbled on the whole concepts of stock photographs  when I began working on my gecko site and needed some nice images of leopard and crested geckos, which I don’t keep.  The internet is awash of gecko pictures (the internet is awash with everything), but I started worrying about copyright.   Anyway a bit of googling later I came across 123RF, a site that buys and sells royalty free stock photographs, you pay them a little bit of money and you can use the photo for free (although you don’t buy the copyright, so they don’t sell it exclusively to you).  Each photo came under £1, for the small size.

Because of my new-found pit-bull terrier like focus on making money online I decided to sell some of my own stock photographs.  This resulted in hours of looking through all my snaps on Picassa.  One of the problems is that they couldn’t have any sentient beings  in them, well they could but then you have to submit a release from the people in the photos, which I didn’t really want to ask for.  Quite a few of possible photos were too small, I lost the original files, to sell them as stock photographs they have to be big in pixels, facebook compresses your images!  Anyway eventually I selected 12 photos, and submitted them.  One thing that I found strange was that I had to upload a photo of my passport.

Giant waxy monkey frog perched on thin branch
Zoidberg perched on a branch, deep in contemplation

It gave me great satisfaction to think that 10 of my photos are now “stock photographs” online, marked with 123RF copyright, waiting to be sold (I think I make 50% from the sale).  I sat there holding my breath, waiting for the clamour for photos of Zoidberg, the giant waxy monkey frog who lives in my flat, to start and requests to pour in.  Incidentally Zoidberg definitely considers himself to be a Sentient Being and I tend to agree but I guess 123RF aren’t worried about him suing them, and I don’t think he minds being the subject of stock photographs, he didn’t say anything when I asked him.  After a few minutes I looked to see how many photos there are on the site: >1 million.  Ok I guess people might have some trouble finding Zoidberg amongst all the inane flower and tree pictures.  It is really worth persevering though, I mean don’t you think he’s the coolest frog ever? Did you notice the green nail polish he uses?  Don’t you want to buy a photo of him? I could even throw in a complimentary recording of his love songs with which he serenades my neighbours every night!

Phyllomedusa bicolor frog climbing through monstreraWell it pains me to say that the users of 123RF.com are not very appreciative of my arm-chair wildlife photography, no pictures have sold yet.  I should upload more photos, for this I obviously needed a new camera, so I quickly went to amazon and bought one.  Yes I know I’m supposed to make money, not spend it, but this is “investment”.  As soon as the weather improves I will go out and take some great pictures which will make me rich!
I do realise it is a bit incestuous to use a blog about making money online, to make money online, but should you want to buy or sell stock photos, here’s a link to the place I use.  If you sign up using this link I think they pay me a commission on anything you buy or sell (without affecting the money they give you obviously).  There are other stock photo sites, I don’t know how they compare with 123RF, I think they’re ok (in the sense that my computer didn’t blow up on connecting to their site, and as far as I know, my passport wasn’t used to forge documents for criminals).  Right I now must go and prepare my swan song talk for the national meeting I am attending tomorrow (I still have a day job after all).


SEO: The Redundant Scientist Flirts with Google

The main secret to having a succesful, adsense revenue generating website, is “traffic”.  I imagine this as a vigorous river of surfers flowing through my words, occasionally hooked by an advertisement, resulting in a click.  Traffic is not the only factor, apparently the placement and look of the ads can affect the probability of the all-important ‘click’, but without peole the website is useless.  It is not just a financial consideration, I feel pretty stupid producing floods of words which nobody will read.

So, I have been thinking intensely about how to make Google like me.  Because it is really Google (and yahoo and Bing) that pour that vital, adsense giving, flow of humanity into some lucky websites, while starving others.  I definitely get the impression that Google is quite fickle.  It changes its mind (algorithm) often, and top strategies webmasters use to curry favour, suddenly no longer work.  Right now there appears to be a lot of anger on the forums about a panda attacking livelihoods (I thought the pandas were safely contained in Edinburgh zoo, no?).  But then I try to see things from Google’s point of view, its job isn’t to make life easy for adsensers obsessed with their site’s ranking in search pages.

Brace yourselves dear readers (if you exist al all), I feel the urge to philosophize.  This phenomenon is not limited to search engines, you can find an equivalent thing happening in all areas of life.  Everybody starts off with the most altruistic intentions, it’s all one big hippie commune where we’re just trying to build something cool, but then money is involved and all of a sudden everybody’s gaming the system, forgetting what the original aim was, fighting tooth and nail for the tiniest advantage.  Ok the early work on the internet was done at DAPRA (Defence Advanced Research Project Agency), whose mission was to develop defences against a Soviet space-based missile attack after the success of sputnik, so not so hippie.  However, when the management of the net was taken over by the National Science Foundation, in 1990, the new technology was used to connect universities throughout the US and then Europe.  In 1992 the technology was commercialized leading to the explosion in intenet use which we see today.  At first everything was lovely, websites were created for the joy of making them, to communicate, search engines were there to allow people to find the information they wanted.  Fast forward to today were there is so much competition between sites on the same topic, the fight is to be listed at the top of the search pages.  SEs try to rank sites so that the ones with most relevant content are at the top, and try to stay one step ahead of the various tricks people use to make their pages seem to be the most relevant.

I guess search engine optimization was quite simple once, you wanted to make it easy for the search engine to “figure out” what your site was about, so you used keywords.  But Google et al are far less trusting now.  They want to see your keyword all over the place to be convinced, in the filename, title, description and text.  However it is bad to use it too many times in the body of the page, because people used to spam the keyword so they would be picked up (The logic was that if the keyword was “gecko”, then a page that had the word in it 100x was more on topic than a page that only had 20 “geckos”.  Apparently between 2-4% is good for keyword frequency, more than that and Google becomes suspicious that it’s being manipulated.

Then there are backlinks.  Google is impressed if it can find other webpages that have a link to your site, which makes sense.  This quickly gave rise to link spamming and link farms (webpages with no content, just links), whose only purpose was to provide backlinks to the webpages to prove to Google that they were excellent.  So our brave search engine changed its algorithm and only considered links from pages that it rates well.  But, some of the pages that google holds in high regard are sites like facebook, diggit etc. So people started spamming social media with links to their sites.  This obviously wasn’t very good for facebook et al.  They have now introduced a “nofollow” policy, basically telling Google not to rate any backlinks coming from its pages.

This spamming behaviour is obviously morally repulsive, but… I need traffic.  Who can I find to link to my lovely gecko site (which is still a work in progress but is going to end up being the definitive depository of all human knowledge on day geckos).  Hmmm…..apparently article depositories and hubpages still work for getting backlinks, but I will write about that another time.

Just a couple of quick updates:  I have made my first money from adsense! Google owes me $0.56.  Ok this doesn’t quite buy a cup of coffee in the Institute canteen, but a journey of a thousand steps……….

Also I’ve had my first spammer!  Yes this blog is now under attack.  I feel so important! Obviously it wasn’t a very good spammer, I don’t think Google knows I exist but…….


Adsense: build it (website) and they will come?

The Redundant Scientist tries to make money online with adsense and geckos.

Gecko learns the new reality of redundancy

 I’m sure you’ve come across this ad on the internet: housewife makes a lot of money

“I can now provide for my family by working 15 hours/a week from home, no sophisticated computer skills required, look here’s my fantastic paycheck”

I have of course always ignored them but, given the quickly approaching redundancy and my sudden need to make money, I feel I should leave no stone unturned.   It know it is a scam, I am after all the arch-cynic and negativity-beamer, but sometimes it is interesting to see how scams are presented.  Also just to distance myself a bit further I click on a Polish site where it is some guy who’s making the unbelievable amount of money. The Polish ad is actually more informative, the English version just sends you to fill a form  (which strangely is always going to expire the day after, and it’s all “hurry places are limited”).  So our newly rich Lucky Polish Man was earning money from google adsense, but it was rather disappointing, then he comes up with this Super Special Scheme and it’s all rags-to-riches.  And now you too can have the lovely villa, and the swimming pool, all for a few hours a week on the internet. Generously he offers to share his secret with you, just fill this form (but hurry, places are limited, the offer expires the next day).  But…..making money from Google, I didn’t know it was possible if you weren’t a super hot computer programmer.  I do some more research on adsense.

The premise is simple.  Make a website, put ads from google on it, google pays you every time somebody clicks the adsense link.  The first thought that springs to mind is: what’s there to stop me from just multi-clicking on my own ads?  I could ask Mother (retired), Sister (unemployed), Brother (recently unemployed), French Sister (on maternity leave), to help outl (for a percentage of the proceeds).  I have images of us all in lovely villas with private swimming pools thanks to adsense.  The image fads quickly, I am sure they have ways of detecting forced clicking.  Even I can see how you could tell something funny was going on, if repeat clicks to a page kept coming from one IP address, and I suspect Google knows a bit more about these things than I do.  Still the standard format of adsense to make money sitting at home is quite attractive.  Advantages:

  • It’s free (almost) to set up
  • Anybody can do it (well not anybody in a Calcutta slum obviously, you need computer, internet etc.)
  • You just set it up, then sit back and watch the money roll in.

Disadvantages:

  • A lot of comments online that they are not earning from adsense or that the amount of money is disappointing.

But: There is no limit to the number of websites that you can make.  They will add up, and maybe one of them will be successful.  Dear internet: brace yourself, you are about to be swamped by my websites.

So what is my first website going to be about?  The trick apparently is to choose a “niche” topic that you know a lot about and find interesting.   A subject that is not so popular that the internet is already saturated with information about it; why would somebody read your thoughts about the causes of the credit crunch, when economics Nobel Laureates extensively discuss it (unless you are a Nobel Laureate in which case: Wellcome to my blog :) )

But never mind the theory, I knew what my website would be about even before I knew I would be making a website.  Geckos!  I love geckos, I keep 2 species, breed them, spend a lot of money on them, it is time they started paying their way.   I do further googling,  There is so much to learn, SEO (search engine optimization), keywords, google ranking.  I think I need some help with this and impulsively  buy online resources that promise to make your site successful.  Yes I know I am supposed to be making money not spending it, but hey this is “investing”.  I have the programs analyze my keywords.  It appears that “geckos” might not be the best topic to choose, there are already so many websites out there.  Although keeping reptiles is a niche hobby, a lot of herpatologists are very passionate about it, which is reflected online.  How much income adsense will generate for me is highly dependent on how many visitors will come to my website, and if a search for “geckos” generates many pages of results, with my site tucked away on page 21, I can’t see many people coming.  Still I am determined to write about  them.

The gecko money-making machine is still not finished, there is so much to write about! SEO is still in progress (SEO was originally going to be the main topic of this blog, but I will write about it next).  I haven’t “monetized” it yet.  My (quite expensive) site building software recommends that one should get the content right first.  So I haven’t yet made a penny from my efforts (and I spent quite a few) but, this is definitely doing wonders to my mental wellbeing.  I haven’t felt this good for years.

Hello World, Goodbye Job.

The name of the blog is a little bit premature, I am not the Redundant Scientist yet.  But it’s only a matter of time…….the date of my chucking out of science is approaching fast, less than two months to go.  I am going to try to keep the momentous occasion low-key, I don’t think the Powers That Be are planning anything dramatic either, no symbolic breaking of my gilson pipettes to celebrate the end of my career, I am just going to walk out.  Even the traditional packing of all my belongings into a cardboard box will have to be modified, after nine years I have so much junk, I will need weeks to cart it back home. But this is it, after twelve years of almost continuous postdoccing, I am out, and given the structure of scientific careers (or the lack thereof),  can’t really see how I will ever make it back in.

Surprisingly the prospect is not as depressing as I expected it to be.  A few years ago this would be a cause for Major Depression and feelings of Profound Victimization by the Universe.  Mainly I feel relief, years of misery, the War with the Boss, are finally over.  To be honest, I should probably have left years ago, but inertia won.  Overall I’m rather grateful to the Powers That Be that they’ve decided to shut down the program and made the decision for me.

There is only one problem…….I quite like eating, and having a roof over my head, and watching tv, using the computer, buying new shiny gadgets…..I need to make money.  I am actually nicely cushioned, the redundancy pay is generous and I have savings, so I can live for quite some time, watching  episodes of Buffy, Angel and Babylon 5 and generally chilling out.  Unfortunately the money not last till retirement.  The general wisdom says that scientists can easily find well-paying non-science jobs.  But, although my brain acknowledges that the hours of pipetting tiny volumes of liquid from one tube to another are over, I can’t quite accept that and move on, I am even planning to submit a grant soon.   Of-course the chances of getting funding are miniscule.  Still I can pretend that I am only taking a short break from science.  I can’t really contemplate finding a proper job, there is just nothing that I want to do.

But still……need to make money.  I have decided that I will attempt to earn my living working from home, preferably something from the internet, if I must actually work I want to be my own boss!

Here’s some ideas I’ve come up with not necessarily in order of craziness:

  • write a book
  • money from websites
  • freelance jobs
  • sell my photographs
  • online surveys

I thought I would keep a journal on how I’m doing with these different plans, an account of a  fish-finger sandwich fuelled descent to stacking shelves in Tesco and cleaning Emma Harrison’s mansion for benefits.  Think of this as an experiment, how is it going to turn out?What works and what doesn’t?  Will I like it better than having proper employment?